Grandma

Going with my theme on cigarettes, my grandma was wearing a Marlboro sweater that she got from her neighbor friend yesterday.

Grandma doesn't know how to read or understands what cigarette brands are. We asked her why she was wearing a Marlboro sweater (screen printed) when she doesn't smoke. Her responses were:

• Does it mean 'come buy cigarettes from me, I'm a cigarette dealer?'


• "I tried washing it but it won't come off."


• "How do I get rid of this word?"

Note to self: Purchase this screen tee to compensate.